This proposal is eloquently written. I commend the author @Sbae
My biggest concern is Bob Croissant. See, I am the CEO of Bearish AF Inc. I will have to call this woman an imposter.
As such, I am going to decline this proposal with extreme prejudice. I wish you luck in your future endeavors and make sure I get an invite to the beach party. Thank you for your time
hoping this is a parody proposal lol